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[onebullet]

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[onebullet]

Did they open fire on them?

[thearchangel]

They did. Blew a wheel off their cart and everything.

[onebullet]

[ At least when Garrus and everyone else was taken, they were taken alive. If they don't care about the state of their victims now, well... ]

You think they'd have killed them given the chance?

[thearchangel]

Hard to say. Their weaponry isn't great... maybe it wouldn't have killed someone, but I didn't want to give them the chance.

I do know they weren't exactly being careful of organic targets.

[onebullet]

Getting some serious deja vu from all of this

[thearchangel]

You and I both. I’ll step up my routes and



Oh what the hell. He’s trying to destroy the weapons I stripped from these things, hold on

[Hopefully that text conveys the utter exasperation he’s currently feeling. This guy!!]

[onebullet]

[ Not having the context of Garrus's experience, only getting pieces through text, Shepard has the entirely wrong end of the stick when it comes to Mr. The Hedgehog. ]

Would it be worth bringing this guy in for questioning? Sounds suspicious as hell

[thearchangel]

[Give him a minute - he'll be back to explain once he's sure his stash isn't going to get wrecked.]

It does, but he came off as one of those "these shouldn't fall into the wrong hands" types. He's been smashing crystals too.

That, and the least helpful person on this wet rock. Unless "hmph" means more in his language than any other in the galaxy.

[onebullet]

[ She's still unsure, he could be a "destroy the evidence" kinda guy too. But she'll trust Garrus's judgement, him actually being there and all. ]

Alright

Not a fan of your jokes huh

[thearchangel]

[Well, that's a welcome breath of levity -]

I'm starting to think you're the only one here who appreciates good comedy.

[onebullet]

What can I say

I'm a woman of taste

[thearchangel]

In all things but dance

[... hold up.]

Tell me I'm not allowed to shoot him. I think my patience is gone.

[onebullet]

No chance of any more info if you do that. Gonna have to grin and bear it.

[thearchangel]

Damn. I know I asked, but part of me was hoping you'd say fire away.

[onebullet]

You know I'm not above using a persuasive bullet

But he looks like you'd take an entire limb off if you shot one

[ ... ]

Also he might be completely innocent.

[thearchangel]

Hm. Fair... Much as I know you like scars, I'm not that eager to lose my trigger hand.

And there is that.

[onebullet]

I meant his

[ Guy's built like something from those old black and white cartoons from Earth]

[thearchangel]

Oh.

I thought you meant he looked like he'd bite. Hard. Which he kind of does. But I see your point, too.

[onebullet]

Didn't think he'd be fast enough to get a bite out of you

[thearchangel]

He's got one thing going for him. Speed.

If he were any faster, I'd think he had thrusters.

[onebullet]

You're joking

[ Who thought a speedy, grouchy rodent was a good idea? ]

[thearchangel]

I can't tell you how much I wish I were.

[onebullet]

[ The "But why?" she was going to reply with is deleted. ]

Whatever

Make sure he doesn't run circles round you and destroy everything in that case

[thearchangel]

[Just wait until he tells you this guy rolls up into a ball-]

Don't worry. The weapons are in my bag. Like hell is he getting near that.

... if I can upgrade these things they might work for you.

[onebullet]

[ Ooooh! ]

That so

No fleshy parts in the weapons is there