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[onebullet]

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[onebullet]

I'd say your habit of getting into trouble is as strong here as it was back home

[ Rocket to the face vs becoming a member of the crystal gems... yeah, it's fairly even. ]

But yes, it is nice not waking up worrying about everyone and everything being annihilated

I AM LOOKING ANYWAY

[thearchangel]

This time, though, I'm not making entire islands want to kill me. That has to count for something.

I'm fairly partial to waking up not worrying about that, yeah.

[onebullet]

Yet.

You've not made entire islands want to kill you yet

[thearchangel]

Well... I could work on that too, if you ever decide you're bored in retirement.

[onebullet]

For the record, I'm quite content with my ""retirement"" thank you very much

[thearchangel]

That makes two of us. If these weird mechs are the worst that happens for a while, I'll be fine with that.

[Famous goddamn last words.]

[onebullet]

Think this is our monthly dose of trouble huh

[ It is pretty tame compared to the whole raiders situation and the island Elah abandoned starting to fall apart. ]

[thearchangel]

I sure hope it is. Maybe I'm old, but that's about as much excitement as I'd like for a while.

[onebullet]

A while huh

I'd be happy if the most excitement we got was going on an uneventful fishing trip

[ This is a lie, she would go absolutely crazy if she couldn't shoot something every now and again. ]

[thearchangel]

Not fishing. Anything but fishing. I'd go for a walk naked on Noveria before fishing.

[He exaggerates. But on the other hand, if Shepard ever said she needed him to...]

[onebullet]

One bad experience, and you throw in the towel?

[ ... wait. ]

You know you don't have to go out on a boat right

[thearchangel]

Two bad experiences. One time was fishing for a mermaid.

[Wait what.]

I... think that's something that really should have occurred to me. But didn't.

[onebullet]

Yeah you just sit on the shore and relax until you get a bite

No fish on Palaven?

[thearchangel]

That... is why it should have occurred to me. But I hear "go fishing" and I think of the boat.

We do. That's the embarrassing thing.

[onebullet]

[ Oh Garrus... ]

We've just got to try and catch something that won't drag you in is all

[thearchangel]

[He knows!!]

Right, because that track record is... a great one.

[onebullet]

Lucky for you, I haven't been beaten by a fish yet

[ She's talking about in the act of fishing... not outlasting the fish in her private quarters on the Normandy. ]

[thearchangel]

[You can't expect anyone on the crew to leave it at that...]

Is that why we had to keep refilling your tanks with new ones?

[onebullet]

[ God dammit. ]

You want to mention the sushi place too while you're at it

[thearchangel]

Nah, you already got that covered.

One fish related joke at your expense per day is fair, I think.

[onebullet]

Thanks you're so kind

You get pulled in when we go fishing, and I'm going to make sure everyone

even the leviathans themselves

know about it

[thearchangel]

I can't even protest. At this point, I frankly deserve that.

[onebullet]

Yeah you do

Hope your spiky little friend hasn't taken off with the weapons while you've been glued to your phone

[thearchangel]

Please don't call him my friend.

But no, he set his pile on fire and left. I'm staying to make sure the fire doesn't get out of control. Because, of course, he didn't take any precautions about it spreading.

[onebullet]

If anything comes up on the MANTA board about a small grumpy arsonist, we'll know who to look for

You going to need help hauling your stuff back?