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[onebullet]

Says the guy who almost got turned into a pretty statue not too long ago

[thearchangel]

But that still turned out all right!

Eventually.

You know what I'm trying to say, come on.

[onebullet]

I'd say your habit of getting into trouble is as strong here as it was back home

[ Rocket to the face vs becoming a member of the crystal gems... yeah, it's fairly even. ]

But yes, it is nice not waking up worrying about everyone and everything being annihilated

I AM LOOKING ANYWAY

[thearchangel]

This time, though, I'm not making entire islands want to kill me. That has to count for something.

I'm fairly partial to waking up not worrying about that, yeah.

[onebullet]

Yet.

You've not made entire islands want to kill you yet

[thearchangel]

Well... I could work on that too, if you ever decide you're bored in retirement.

[onebullet]

For the record, I'm quite content with my ""retirement"" thank you very much

[thearchangel]

That makes two of us. If these weird mechs are the worst that happens for a while, I'll be fine with that.

[Famous goddamn last words.]

[onebullet]

Think this is our monthly dose of trouble huh

[ It is pretty tame compared to the whole raiders situation and the island Elah abandoned starting to fall apart. ]

[thearchangel]

I sure hope it is. Maybe I'm old, but that's about as much excitement as I'd like for a while.

[onebullet]

A while huh

I'd be happy if the most excitement we got was going on an uneventful fishing trip

[ This is a lie, she would go absolutely crazy if she couldn't shoot something every now and again. ]

[thearchangel]

Not fishing. Anything but fishing. I'd go for a walk naked on Noveria before fishing.

[He exaggerates. But on the other hand, if Shepard ever said she needed him to...]

[onebullet]

One bad experience, and you throw in the towel?

[ ... wait. ]

You know you don't have to go out on a boat right

[thearchangel]

Two bad experiences. One time was fishing for a mermaid.

[Wait what.]

I... think that's something that really should have occurred to me. But didn't.

[onebullet]

Yeah you just sit on the shore and relax until you get a bite

No fish on Palaven?

[thearchangel]

That... is why it should have occurred to me. But I hear "go fishing" and I think of the boat.

We do. That's the embarrassing thing.

[onebullet]

[ Oh Garrus... ]

We've just got to try and catch something that won't drag you in is all

[thearchangel]

[He knows!!]

Right, because that track record is... a great one.

[onebullet]

Lucky for you, I haven't been beaten by a fish yet

[ She's talking about in the act of fishing... not outlasting the fish in her private quarters on the Normandy. ]

[thearchangel]

[You can't expect anyone on the crew to leave it at that...]

Is that why we had to keep refilling your tanks with new ones?

[onebullet]

[ God dammit. ]

You want to mention the sushi place too while you're at it

[thearchangel]

Nah, you already got that covered.

One fish related joke at your expense per day is fair, I think.

[onebullet]

Thanks you're so kind

You get pulled in when we go fishing, and I'm going to make sure everyone

even the leviathans themselves

know about it

[thearchangel]

I can't even protest. At this point, I frankly deserve that.

[onebullet]

Yeah you do

Hope your spiky little friend hasn't taken off with the weapons while you've been glued to your phone