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[thearchangel]

[At least he can still make her laugh!!]

My rifle, at least. I swear on - I will take breaks from this project.

But just for you.

[onebullet]

[ She dithers on whether to push for more, so there's a small delay before her next reply. ]

For yourself too

We're not up against Reapers any more, remember?

[thearchangel]

Hah, hold on now... one thing at a time.

[He's still always got some project he's working on in the background... one way or another.]

It's hard to believe, I think.

[onebullet]

I've been here nine months

Still feels like it's a dream, and I'll wake up on the Normandy any second

[thearchangel]

If we're being honest...

Those nine months feel like a dream on my end too. The good kind of dream - the ones in short supply back in the Milky Way.

[god the sap...]

[onebullet]

Says the guy who almost got turned into a pretty statue not too long ago

[thearchangel]

But that still turned out all right!

Eventually.

You know what I'm trying to say, come on.

[onebullet]

I'd say your habit of getting into trouble is as strong here as it was back home

[ Rocket to the face vs becoming a member of the crystal gems... yeah, it's fairly even. ]

But yes, it is nice not waking up worrying about everyone and everything being annihilated

I AM LOOKING ANYWAY

[thearchangel]

This time, though, I'm not making entire islands want to kill me. That has to count for something.

I'm fairly partial to waking up not worrying about that, yeah.

[onebullet]

Yet.

You've not made entire islands want to kill you yet

[thearchangel]

Well... I could work on that too, if you ever decide you're bored in retirement.

[onebullet]

For the record, I'm quite content with my ""retirement"" thank you very much

[thearchangel]

That makes two of us. If these weird mechs are the worst that happens for a while, I'll be fine with that.

[Famous goddamn last words.]

[onebullet]

Think this is our monthly dose of trouble huh

[ It is pretty tame compared to the whole raiders situation and the island Elah abandoned starting to fall apart. ]

[thearchangel]

I sure hope it is. Maybe I'm old, but that's about as much excitement as I'd like for a while.

[onebullet]

A while huh

I'd be happy if the most excitement we got was going on an uneventful fishing trip

[ This is a lie, she would go absolutely crazy if she couldn't shoot something every now and again. ]

[thearchangel]

Not fishing. Anything but fishing. I'd go for a walk naked on Noveria before fishing.

[He exaggerates. But on the other hand, if Shepard ever said she needed him to...]

[onebullet]

One bad experience, and you throw in the towel?

[ ... wait. ]

You know you don't have to go out on a boat right

[thearchangel]

Two bad experiences. One time was fishing for a mermaid.

[Wait what.]

I... think that's something that really should have occurred to me. But didn't.

[onebullet]

Yeah you just sit on the shore and relax until you get a bite

No fish on Palaven?

[thearchangel]

That... is why it should have occurred to me. But I hear "go fishing" and I think of the boat.

We do. That's the embarrassing thing.

[onebullet]

[ Oh Garrus... ]

We've just got to try and catch something that won't drag you in is all

[thearchangel]

[He knows!!]

Right, because that track record is... a great one.

[onebullet]

Lucky for you, I haven't been beaten by a fish yet

[ She's talking about in the act of fishing... not outlasting the fish in her private quarters on the Normandy. ]

[thearchangel]

[You can't expect anyone on the crew to leave it at that...]

Is that why we had to keep refilling your tanks with new ones?